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The State Of The Union: Stir Crazy Part 2

Whilst the world gets bizzy with the fizzy with the whole SOPA debacle here for you today is the next part in the ‘Stir Crazy’ story-arch in The State Of The Union. It would have been here sooner were it not for those darn machines!

In other Comic news I do have a couple more comics waiting in the wings that I’ve been tweeking about with in my spare time. Nothing big or special hell they aren’t even Gmod but they should help to keep the wheels of the Union turning whilst I battle with the evil that lurks in my Computerambob…

The State of The Union: Stir Crazy!

Ooo Shiney!

Well well well it has been a long time hasn’t it? A very very very long time…

Longer admitadly then I would have ever had liked to and for that I am greatly sorry.

But tis the season to be jolly fa la la la lar la la la lar!

So I hope we can move on and on and on swiftly swiftly!

Yes I am padding here whilst the comic uploads so… Just talk amoungst yourselves…

Me and my saaanndvich…

There we go!

This my fair comrades is the start of a little State of The Union story arch. The backstory goes like this:

Because of their war with the SSL the Union have retreated back into their base till the heat dies down. Nearly a year later the isolation is starting to take its tole…

Oh course the comic itself will be longer and more indepth than that but it does put it all in a nice neat context!

Ho-ho-ho!

Hope you enjoy it and expect more from me soon!

British Gump: A Stitch In Time + Bonus!

Cor’ Bloody Hell its been awhile since I posted here hasn’t it?

Well Truth be told I’ve been rather busy, well slightly, well a little, well…

Erm…

Moving on…

Well this is interesting Isn’t it!

Me here with nothing what so ever to post I- Oh Whoops!

Oh look what I’ve posted oh dear…

Well as its out of the open I might as well reveal that there is a new British Gump on the way! Yep.

Now heres a little inside info for you so come closer… closer… closer… TOO CLOSE!

Anyway… You see there is a far greater reason as to why I posted B the other week, one far deeper than entertaining you lovely people, yes the reason I posted is was because this edition was taking too long to make (you’ll see why) and I didn’t want to delay the launch (well soft launch) of the blog when people where really starting to gear up support for it. So I cobbled together B to act as my first big input for the site. As well as proving that having completely given up on comic writing just yet.

This edition of British Gump sees the return of an old feature from the original series 1 (as apposed to the rebooted series 1(ish) that we are in now) as well as the usual mix of humor and mirth you’ve come to expect from the serise. It also sees the end of the ‘Bad Hair’ Storyline.

You know the ‘Bad Hair’ Story!

H-Hello?

You know the one that ended up with Chris Locking in his own house with Jedward Hair!

Yes that memorable storyline will be coming to an end with this being the third and final part set in that perticular story.

Also on the Union is a new comic by The Gobo. Its a Short but sweet one. A nice pick me up. Or should I say Stimpak?

B

And so after three years of sitting in my screenshot folder collecting nothing but cyber dust comes a comic that is long over due.
I may have missed its dead line by a good few… years but I hope that this comic hasn’t aged or degraded in terms of its quality and that It finds you in the best of spirits.

If not then I hope it goes a little way, no matter how small into changing that.

Here it is comrades, I present to you…

BOOM!

B-Coming REAL soon

It’s not long now until the crowning prince of let-downs; the comic know as B is unleashed upon the unsuspecting world like a regular Frankenstein’s monster.

In my other comic releases I have tended to leave a couple of hours between site releases and I will be doing the same this time. Only there will be 24 of those naughty little hours between the Union and general release, Don’tcha feel special?

Now it has been awhile since I did a release with such a large release window, but this isn’t your average British Gump we’re talking about here, no-no this is B: The comic that nearly never was! So it gives the world chance to lower its expectations ahead of this freak of comic nature.

Anyway to prove that this comic dose exists and tickle your fancy here is a panel from the comic:

It may not be the most exiting comic panel ever but it will give you a better Idea as to what it is!

Expect B to Land Monday in the Union and everywhere else on Tuesday!

A Comic Two-Pack!

Whats better than one comic?… TWO COMICS!

Yes thats right we’ve got two comics for the price of one today! How much is one comic you ask? FREE! Thats right nowt, zip, sod all! So thats two for one for free! Kinda sounds like a Sort code dose’nt it? Well feel free to use it to to withdraw a fat wod of funnies from this bank of laughter we call the Union!

Tonight is the night when two become one… 

Today we got another new issue of Althir’s Passive Self-Destruction and sees the boys help the new boy move in, its a comic will BALLS, well one ball… one ball and headcrab… Hmm… there’s a video in that somewhere… ANYWAY you can read that bad boy here!

The other is a new comic by The Gobo to celebrate Mythos’ one thousandth forum post! He has yet to make that one thousandth post so call it a premtive strike. Hmm makes him sound like somekind General… But this comic is by no mean General no-no, and you can read it Here!